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Her name was leia,
She was a princess!
With a danish on each ear and darth vader drawing near...
So r2-d2,
Found ben kenobi,
He'd have to put the death star plans into the rebellion's
Hands,
So, luke and obi-wan
Had to get to alderan,
So, they went to mos eisly to have a drink with han;

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At the star wars,
Star wars cantina!
The wierdest creatures you've ever seen-a.
At the star wars,
Star wars cantina!
Music and blasters and old jedi masters,
At the star wars...

His name was solo,
He was pilot
With a blaster at his side and a smile twelve parsecs wide!
There with chewbacca,
He was a wookie!
They met with luke and obi-wan about the millenium falcon,
Docking bay 94,
Stormtroopers at the door..
With a flash of ben's lightsaber,
Now there's an arm on the floor!

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His name was yoda,
He was a muppet!
Darth vader was so bad and by the way, he's luke's dad!
Luke kissed his sister,
His hand got cut off,
In that galaxy far far away,
Luke has had a lousy day;

Boba fett was so mean,
Jabba had bad hygine!
Why didn't they all just relax back on tatooine?

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