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Who's that waddlin'down the street?
It's just me'cause I love to eat
Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham
Who's real flabby?
Yes, I am
Every picture of me's
Gotta be an aerial view
Now my doctor tells me
There's just one thing left to do--

Grapefruit Diet (diet!)
Throw out the pizza and beer
Grapefruit Diet (diet!)
Oh, get those jelly donuts out of here
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
Might seem a little severe
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
I'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear
Blow, Fatty

Well, I used to Live on Chocolate sauce
Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss
Walked down an alley and I got stuck
I got more rolls then a pastry truck
When I'm all done eating
I eat a little more
When I leave a room
First I gotta grease the door

Grapefruit diet (Diet!)
Can't have another eclair
Grapefruit diet (Diet!)
I gotta decrease my derriere

I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet

No more pie now
No more créme brulée
Lay off the gravy
And souffle
No french-fri-yi-yies now
No ice cream parfait
Mr. Cheese Nacho
Stay away
Oh, I think I'd sell my soul for a tripled patty melt
But I need a boomerang when I put on my belt.

Grapefruit diet (Diet!)
Lay off the 3 Musketeers
Grapefruit diet (Diet!)
Until my big booty disappears
Grapefruit diet (Diet!)
I'll eat 'em till they're comin' out of my ears
Grapefruit diet (Diet!)
'Cause I haven't seen my feet in years

I'm on a Grapefruit diet
I'm on a Grapefruit diet
I'm on a Grapefruit diet

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