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I miss more than Michael Bay missed the mark
When he made Pearl Harbor.

I miss you more than that movie missed the point.
And that's enough a lot girl. And now, now you've gone away
And all I'm trying to say is Pearl Harbor sucked...
and I miss you.

I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting schools
He was terrible in that film...
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part
He's way better than Ben Affleck and now,
All I can think about is your smile and that shitty movie
too...
Pearl Harbor sucked, and I miss you...

Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
I guess Pearl Harbor sucked just a little bit more than I miss
you...

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