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With a battle cry go forth which is
"Give the people what they want."
And what the people want could only be the senseless slaughter
of the gutter-slime that litters this nation for cash and prizes.
Yes, This is the show where people bet their lives to win something big

Cause when your life is shit, then you haven't got much to lose on
Slaughterama!

This next geek is guilty of the following:
A Grateful Dead life in which he's been wallowing.
Tried to tell us "Give peace a chance!"
Met the National Guard and he shit in his pants.
Its not you imagination, its not a bad trippie
Yes, thats him - Its the big smelly hippy!
Hello Mr.Hippy, nice to meet ya.
Hey, got a little shit between your toes!
How's things at the ol' manure factory?
How's little Tofu?
What!? She grew another head?
Well, ya gotta lay off that LSD y'know!
Kinda makes your offspring goofy-looking

So, how do ya hide money from a hippy?
Put it under the soap!!

I'm sorry but that answer wasn't in time,
you're gonna have to put your mouth on this.
Whoa! I blew your head clean off.
Good thing I was such an expert shot with the National Guard back at Kent State
I bagged 4 that day
There's nothing like hippy hunting.
My dad always use to take me with Lee Harvey Oswald

All right, We're rocking now!
Worlds biggest hair
worlds tightest pants
Got no circulation but you still can't dance.
Fashion is a statement and sometimes a risk.
Every fashion had its faults, but yours is the pits.
Always in black, looks like he's dead
Here's the Art-Fag lying on his death-bed!

Hello Mr. Art-Fag, come on out here.
Say, what a hairdo. Its awfully big.
As big as the Hindenburg and it will go up just as fast if I put this lighter to it.
But no, I'm gonna hold out and ask you this question:

What ever happened to Eddie Munster?
I'm looking at him!!

Oh, Oderus help the boy with his hairdo there
Ooh, its getting ripped off.
Ow, you know that's gotta hurt.
Hey, what's Oderus trying to do with his face?
Is that a face-lift?
No, he's pulling that face clean off.
Ahhhhh. Help that sod outta here

Gave up pussy, stopped to a toot.
Now you can't wait to give someone the boot.
Elbows and knuckles, all you knows how.
Follows the heard, just another cow.
Brain full of shit, boots full of lead.
Straight from Hitler's Ass it's the Nazi skinhead!

Hello Mr. Nazi Skinhead how'ya doin'?
How's Geraldo's nose? Still broken?
Well it's good to see ya still on the job.
Y'know when you're mugging talkshow commentators in bathrooms
Always remember to draw the swastika turning to the right
Not to the left, always to the right!

Why do Nazi skinheads wear red suspenders anyway?
He doesn't have to tell you!!

Time to give this Nazi skinhead one more haircut!
Real close to the shoulders like!
Whoa! His heads been decapitated!
Look at all that PSI in he aorta artery.
Whoa! Is he a gusher or what?!

Well, ladies and gentlemen that's all for this week.
We've killed everyone worth killing, hope you do the same.
We'll be back next week for another edition of Slaughterama!!
It's full of existential despair
It's full of people who just don't care
Don't feel sorry for them
They've chosen there own pathetic life

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