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Our little dog is six years old, and he's smart as any darn kid

As soon as you mention the V.E.T., he damn near flips his lid

Words like S.H.O.T. shot or W.O.R.M. worm

These are words that make him S.Q.U.I.R.M. squirm


Oh, the Q.U.A.R.A.N.T.I.N.E. starts today

Because he bit the V.E.T. and then he ran away

Caused me and my wife to have a big fight and then both of them bit me

Anbd that's why I am going to get a D.I.V.O.R.C.E.


She shouted "Get him Rover" and he jumped over and bit my L.E.G.

She sank her fangs in my B.U.M. and called me an S.O.B.

Well i'm tellin' you, that was my cue to gett O.F..F. -ski

And I'm going down to the the town tonight to get a new B.I.R.D.


Oh, the D.I.V.O.R.C.E. proceedings start today

And soon both my wife and my wee scabbly dog will both be hauled away

That's why I spell out all of these words so as my dog can't hear

Though I must admit that dog has been acting Q.U.E.R. queer

Yes I must admit that dog has been acting Q.U.E.R. queer



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